the lack of it


At the barber’s:

“Come, gather around people wherever you roam..”

Really? My hair …err…is it that bad?

“And, admit that the waters around you have grown..”

Waters…grown? *winces again*

*And, accept that soon you will be drenched to the bone..”

*Oh man! – It can’t be that bad,cannit?*

I’m thinking – how much can things change in one sleepless night-Your fervent Kannadiga barber has learnt to appreciate Bob Dylan?The light rhythmic snipping at the top of my hedge (hair) comes to an end. Like being caught by the Traffic Police for jumping the red light by 1 metre.

Abrupt end.

I’m still snoozing, but my fifth sense tells me something ain’t right.

*looks up with one eye* *Gives the Budweiser wazzzzzzzzzzzuupppp eyebrow raise*

*Barbers angry looking brow points to the ringing phone in my pocket.Nothing changed.*

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7 responses

  1. Somebody give the wigmakers a call. There’s plenty of money to be made at a certain penthouse.

    May 12, 2010 at 9:50 PM

    • A pair of Hush Puppies(rarely used) on SALE! 20% of teh MRP!!

      May 13, 2010 at 10:20 PM

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  3. Add a Casio watch as well :P.

    May 14, 2010 at 10:15 PM

    • Tissot!! 😛

      May 16, 2010 at 2:19 AM

  4. And there ends the list. Between us, those are the only valuable things we can come up with?!

    May 17, 2010 at 11:24 PM

    • Value is more important here and not the number of things.Wouldn’t you agree?

      May 22, 2010 at 3:44 AM

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