sad puppy eyes
He said to me, “You should probably crop the man and his derriere out of MY frame. It’s ruining the composition. The nice texture I have on my fur now *whimper*..I’m giving you your favorite sad puppy expression. *whimper* *whimper*”
I thought for a while and shot back with my favorite one-liner excuse for a leave of absence, “Severe cold and headache. Sorry. Not today.”
Me: “How about a small role in Men in Black 4, though ?”
He: * wags his tail *
Stupid dog. Little does he know that I’m just a codie.